His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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