Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
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