hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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