Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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