I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Let's paint friendship bongs
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
