YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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