So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
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