I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
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