beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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