You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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