Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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