distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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