Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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