You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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