White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I wish there were birth control emojis
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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