the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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