So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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