i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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