YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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