I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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