My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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