can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
In other news, I just burned my penis
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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