what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Barsexuality is the new black.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Randomize
