Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
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