im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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