I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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