There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I am spending my child support on dildos
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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