We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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