How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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