You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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