Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I'm always down for nudity.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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