Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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