Having a random hookup so left but love u
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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