I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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