she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
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