how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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