so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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