so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
We just shotgunned beers for America
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
You have to summon your inner elephant
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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