All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I feel like abortions should bother me more
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
I'm really busy with my period
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