she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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