who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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