I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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