How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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