How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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