This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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