Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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