Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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