he wants to bone in the snuggie
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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