I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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