we're blogging at a bar
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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