just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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