I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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