This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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