the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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